Where I was able to put the window units in. It is officially hotter than fuck outside. The cat and I will be sitting right here and never moving again.

It doesn’t count on a holiday weekend…
Responsible for 3 sides and dessert.
Side one: satan’s potatoes (smashed potatoes with butter, sour cream, green onions, bacon and topped with fried onions
Side two: grilled asparagus (see healthy food)
Side three: green beans steamed with a little bacon added (there might also be some bacon fat and apple cider vinegar as well)
Dessert: strawberry mousse on shortbread (there may be 10 tablespoons of butter and a pint of cream in this dessert)

This doesn’t count as trying to kill your friends does it?

I am glad someone likes the 90 degree heat

The dead bat doesn’t want to be your friend. No really. Possibly because it’s DEAD! Just saying.

Pulling you away doesn’t make me the meanest human ever.

My wife is taking the bitch to the beach.

After watching people at the hospital chase my wife’s veins, I am impressed that my kitty can hit a vein in my hand with one angry swipe.

doctorwho:

Very hard to play

but nice to dance to

PSA: Knitting and margaritas may lead to frogging back a few rows.

Sock in progress and a margarita.

Um, do allow me, will you?

I come from a family that sings along (in harmony)…my wife’s family definitely doesn’t. My first Easter visiting her family someone was flipping channels and Sound of Music was on, right at the start of “Lonely Goatherd” and without thinking, I started to sing. Her family still thinks I am a wee bit odd.

Also, when I was seventeen I was a Liesl dyke.